One Line Whatsapp Status in English

Going to MacDonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.

Sometimes we just have to let things go.

No expectations, No disappointments.

Silence is the most loud voice.

My playlist can tell you the story of my life.

Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Life is a story, Make yours the best seller!

There are no winners in life. only survivors!

Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.

Fact: You wish Facebook had the middle finger button.

I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.

If you’re wondering why you’re single, date someone. You’ll remember

I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.

Nowadays, “Cool” means- “I really don’t care.”

You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.

Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.

“FBI, Open the door!”… Uh… no … it’s cool when you break in.

Dreams are just the brain’s Screen-savers.

Life without mistakes is like, education without books.

life is simple if we are simple.

never give people permission to disrespect you.

I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I am right.

Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status.