The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
Food is our common ground, a universal experience.
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
The Irish are a very fair people; they never speak well of one another.
Beer is proof that God loves us.
Oh, he occasionally takes an alcohol day.
God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish.
Shut your mouth and eat your dinner.
You know it’s summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Nothing is more usual than the sight of old people who yearn for retirement: and nothing is so rare than those who have retired and do not regret it.
Food, like a loving touch or a glimpse of divine power, has that ability to comfort.
Let your food be your medicine, and your medicine be your food.