If a hug tells you how much I love you, I would hold you in my arms forever.
Silence is the most powerful scream.
Some poeple are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect’. That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.’
Don’t know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they’ll show up quickly.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s already 6:45. When you’re at work and it’s 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s 2:31.
My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
Have some patience, I’m screwing things up as fast as possible.
It’s a good thing I brought my library card because I’m totally checking you out.
You’re like a sharpie super fine.
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. “Alright, get in the basket.”
Guys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one makes your dreams come true.
Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!