Instagram Status in English

Yup, I’m just another Instagram influencer.


Try and fail in life but never fail to try in life.


I only use Instagram to stalk.


Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch them off Any time.


I like Ur Instagram status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you.


I didn’t choose the #thug life, the thug life chose me.


My only real long term goal is to never end up on Maury.


“Dream” as if U’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.


You are a 10, on the pH scale… Cuz U’re basic.


Can I film U while you sleep? U’re so cute.


You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Instagram status.


Each new day is another chance to change your life.


Thank U for making me feel less alone.


If U can’t convince them, confuse them.


Hating me doesn’t make U pretty.


Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.


I work out everyday I do 1 sit-up every morning when I wake up.