I just need a good Wifi & Wife.
All the Rules are made.. to be break.
Oooooo…..Don’t copy my bios..
If U can’t convince them, confuse them.
Teacher knows who my crush is, assigns my seat next to her
Weekend, please don’t leave me.
A selfie a day keeps the friends away.
Oh pizza, you understand me so well
Trying to forget it but the memories are too strong
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A dumb person creates it.
Who’s that cute person? Oh, I clicked on my profile again
Help me please, I’m bored
I am an Instagram Caption!
Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.
Omg. Look at me. Instagram selfie.
They used to shout my name, now they whisper it
Everytime my phone goes off, I hope it’s you
I act like I’m ok, but I’m really not
I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows
Turn the pain into power
Stay strong, the weekend is coming