Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why.
There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian and Tuesday / Saturday.
I’m so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me.
FACT: Every piece of plastic ever made still exists. Say no to Plastic.
I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying.
Act crazy, don’t regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up.
I will kill you with my awesomeness.
I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.
I’m take a nice long shit, so don’t stress me.
Nobody is perfect. Even dettol kills only 99.9% of germs.
The word EXAMS make me sick without PAIN.
I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.
People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.