Funny Status in English

Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why.

There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian and Tuesday / Saturday.

I’m so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me.

FACT: Every piece of plastic ever made still exists. Say no to Plastic.

I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying.

Act crazy, don’t regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up.

I will kill you with my awesomeness.

I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.

I’m take a nice long shit, so don’t stress me.

Nobody is perfect. Even dettol kills only 99.9% of germs.

The word EXAMS make me sick without PAIN.

I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.