Funny Status in English

Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why.


There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian and Tuesday / Saturday.


I’m so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me.


FACT: Every piece of plastic ever made still exists. Say no to Plastic.


I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying.


Act crazy, don’t regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up.


I will kill you with my awesomeness.


I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.


I’m take a nice long shit, so don’t stress me.


Nobody is perfect. Even dettol kills only 99.9% of germs.


The word EXAMS make me sick without PAIN.


I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.


Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.


People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.