Life is too short smile while u still have teeth.
Happiness is when ‘Last seen at’ changes to ‘Online’ and then to ‘Typing.
I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as ‘Free Recharge’
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing.
I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition.
This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things. Give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
Wow now I’m a graduate… Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
Second chances are for losers, either we do it in first place or live it for others.
One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police
Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.
One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp and his wife added last seen feature…
Jealousy = I actually care about you.
After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
I shouldn’t have to earn you time or attention, you should want to give it.