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Funny SMS in English

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!


I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day


Nobody is perfect. Even dettol kills only 99.9% of germs!


Thank God there is No Hindi version of WhatsApp otherwise “Last Seen” would be “Antim Darshan”.


Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me I will laugh at you


I have come to the conclusion that Google must be female, as she has the answer to everything!


Faces u make on d toilet: (o_o) , (>_<) , (0_0) , (^_^)


God has its own way of keeping everything in balance. That’s why he made me your friend. So never mind, if you’re ugly and stupid!


I knew it was a friendship at first sight when I saw that we are the same kinda crazy.


Friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older. Just like us… I get better, you get older.


A good friend will come to bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, “That was awesome.”


Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.


The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend


Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today, plz recharge ur friendship immediately by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool sms.So hurry.


True Friends Don’T Judge Each Other. They Judge Other People Together.


Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do.


A Girl Asks Boy: What Do You Like In Me?? Boy: Those 2 Big White Balls Having 2 Little Dots In It. Girl : What.?? Boy: Your Beautiful Eyes Yaar.  Hahhahha


girls r just like Rubik’s cubes, boys r still trying to figure them out .


Women are meant to be loved, Not to be understood.


I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.

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