Funny SMS in English:
Funny SMS in English For Boyfriend
Boyfriend And Girlfriend Are Like Liver Kidney. Boy Is Liver And Girl Is Kidney. If Liver Fails, Kidney Fails. If Kidney Fails. Liver Manages With Other Kidney.
Want to surprise your girlfriend? . . . . . . . Introduce her to your wife
Boyfriend: Babe What You Doing? Girlfriend: Nothing. Really Tired. Just Going To Sleep Now Honey. And You Sweetheart? Boyfriend: In The Club Standing Behind You.
Santa kissed his girlfriend in the park. Girl: Please, all this should be done only after marriage. Santa: Do not worry darling, I am already married.
Funny SMS in English For Girlfriend
My girlfriend said she wants me to make her feel like she is the only girl in the world. So I’m going to drop her off in the desert and leave!
Girlfriend: Darling Give Me Your Diamond Ring. Boyfriend: Why Honey? Girlfriend: I’m going to Miss You See It Every day. Boyfriend: You Would Remember Me Anyway. Girlfriend: How’s That? Boyfriend: Thinking That I Had Not Given You That Precious Ring.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
Boyfriend: – I Can’t Marry You. My Family Is Not Permitting Me. Girlfriend: – Who’s In Your Family? Boyfriend: – My Wife and Children.
Funny SMS in English For Whatsapp
I think my iPhone is not working. I pressed the home button and I’m still at school.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
Funny SMS in English For Facebook
Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!
The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can’t be learned at school.
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
No school without spectacular eccentrics and crazy hearts is worth attending.
2 Line Funny SMS in English
A really cool feature of the Nano they don’t tell you about is that even beggars ignore you at a traffic signal. Relaxing facility.
Don’t use bathroom in your dream, It’s a set-up.
Love is a long sweet dream & marriage is an alarm clock..
(-_-) x 1.3 Billion people = China
Funny SMS in English For Friends
Ironically: thanks for being the one who is always beside me when you need something.
We all have that one friend, how needs to learn how to Whisper
True friends are like Chinese takeout, they are; dependable, enjoyable, and just a phone call away.
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. Thanks for being my bosom friend!
Funny SMS in English For Boy
I universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 189, 497 islands, 85 seas, 7 billion people & I’m still single.
Latest research: ‘Boys always remain faithful to girlfriend.’ But Which Girlfriend? That is still a topic of research.
Boys have fun by teasing girls, Then girls cry for few minutes Girls have fun by loving boys Then boys cry 4 life time! Funny but it is fact.
Boys lie more, but girls lie better
Funny SMS in English For Girls
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you are in Heaven
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
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Girl are meant to be loved, Not to be understood.
i am a reserve for the one who deserves.