Funny Shayari in Hindi

Aap mann hi mann uhne chahte reh gye, unhe patane ka plan bnate reh gye, patakar koi aur le gya unhe, aur aap unki shadi k tant se kutte bhagate reh gye.


Tohafe Mein Mat Gulab Lekar Aana, Meri Qabr Per Mat Chirag Lekar Aana. Bahot Pyasa Hoon Arso’n Se Main, Jub Bhi Aana Sharaab Lekar Aana..


Bindas muskurao kya gam hai, Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai, Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko, Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.


Humne puchha usse ke, bhula diya hume kaise ? Baja ke chhutkiya woh boli…. aise, aise, aise :-p


Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!


Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai, Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai, Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti, Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.


Har taraf padhai ka saya hai, Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai, Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne, Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai.


Heer ro ro kar raanjhe se keh rahi hai, Haath chhor kameene meri naak beh rahi hai.


Ajab si halat hai tere janay ke bad, Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khanay ke bad, Mere pass 2 hi samose the jo maine kha liye, Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad.


Tumhari naam ki gazalein chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai. Par kya karu yeh zalim khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai.


Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath, Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath, Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath, Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!


Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein, Zindagi mein udasi chha jati hai.Sochte hain chhor denge is duniya ko, Kambakht college me dusri pasand aa jati hai.


Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, Husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye, Hum izhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye, Aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.