Funny Shayari in Hindi

Log Punchhte Hai Ki Asman Me Tare Kitne Hai, Sale Ye Nhi Punchhte Ki Dunia Me Kuware Kitne Hai ????


Wo hame bhul jaye is baat ka hame gham nahi. doob mare wo ladki jiski kismat me hum nahi….


Ladkiyon ne zindagi bhar gum diye, Jitne bhi number diye sab band diye


Dhadkan Dil Ki Rukk Jaati Hai Sansein Aksar Tham Jaati Hai Bahut Buri Haalat Hoti Hai Yaaron Jab Girlfriend Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai…


Neend Aati Hai To Ek Khwab Aata Hai Khwab Mein Ek Ladki Aati Hai Aur Peeche Uska Baap Aata Hai Phir Kya, Phir Na Neend Aati Hai Na Khwab Aata Hai…


Jab Tu Hoti Thi Meri Zindagi Mein To Tere Mere Ishq Ke Charche Bahut They Accha He Hua Zindagi Se Chali Gayi Tu Kyunki Tere Kharche He Bahut They..


Socha tha us bewakuf ko bhul jaayenge, Dekh ker bhi andekha ker jaayenge, Par,Jaise hi wo saamne aaye wo hasi chehra, Socha is baar dekh lu agli baar bhul jaayenge


Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta, Mein araam karta hoon, Woh apna kaam karte hain, Mein apna kaam karta hoon..


Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha, Wah Wah Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha.. Tere msgs nai aa rahey Kya baat hai bacha???


Hum dil fek aashiq har kam me kamal kar de. Jo wada kare use pura har haal me kar de. Tujhe lipistik lagane ki kya jarurat, hum hot chum-chum ke lal kar de.


मोहब्बत के खर्चो की बड़ी लंबी कहानी है, कभी फिल्म दिखानी है तो कभी शोपिंग करानी है,मास्टर रोज कहता है कहाँ है फीस के पैसे? उसे समझाऊं मैं कैसे की मुझे छोरी पटानी है!!


Cham Cham kar ke aayi, Cham Cham kar ke chali gayi, Main Sindoor leke khada raha, Aur woh rakhi ban ke chali gayi.


Kisi ko apna banalo, ya kisi k ho jao, agar kuch bhi nahi hota to… DON’T WORRY chadar-takiya lo aur so jao.


Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge, Tumhare jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge, Roj sharafat se SMS kiya karo warna,Ek kaan ke niche denge aur rone bhi nahi denge.


Ishq ki raah me wo kya kamaal karti hain, wah… wah….. Ishq ki raah me wo kya kamaal karti hain, Likh ke “I Love You” send to all karti hain…..!!!


Jab dhoka mila pyaar me, Zindagi me udasi si chhaa gayi, Socha chhod dete hai is raah ko, Tabhi kambhakht mohalley me dusri aa gayi…!!!


Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya, har baat par muskuraana seekh liya. Bas ye do line bolkar, sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya


Galib BANK Lutne gaye aur BANK me sher farmaya. “Taqdir me jo hai wohi milega. Taqdir me jo h vahi milega. Hands up karlo saalon koi apni jagah se nhi hilega..


Shayari na karke tod diya dil mera, Ab mobile dfna dena, Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena, Koi puche rog kya tha? to Najrein jhukake apni Kanjusi bata dena.