Funny Shayari in Hindi

चप्पल छोटी हो जाए तो पाँव में नहीं आती; वाह वाह! चप्पल छोटी हो जाए तो पाँव में नहीं आती; और गर्लफ्रेंड मोटी हो जाए तो बाहों में नहीं आती…


मैने कहा… मेरे इश्क़ में फ़ना हो जाओ… उसने भी कह दिया… पेपर चल रहे है दफ़ा हो जाओ…


Julfo Mein Phoolo Ko Saja Ke Aayi Hai, Chehre Se Dupatta Utha Ke Aayi Hai, Kisi Ne Pucha Aaj Badi Khubsurat Lag Rahi Ho, Maine Kaha Shayad Aaj Naha Ke Aayi Hai.


Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai, Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai, Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge, Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.


Aaj tum par aansuo kee barsaat hogi, Phir wohi andheri kaali raat hogi, Yaad naa karke tumne dil dukhaaya hain mera,   Jaa tere badan me khujali saari raat hogi.


Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad, Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad, Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad, Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad.


Nigaahain aaj bhi us shakhs ko talash karti hain Faraz, Jis ne kaha tha bass “Matric” karlo agey parhai asaan hai..


Baithe the tere khayaalo me ,… Kore kaagaz pe likha tera naam……. Tasveer b bana daali or likhaa ye paigaam…….. Zinda ya murda pakadne waale ko 5000 nakad inaam…..


Pyar Mein Kisi Ne Dhokha Khaya Hai, To Kisi Ne Kasam Khayi Hai, Hum To Wo Majnu Hai, Jis Ne Sirf Or Sirf Juti Khayi Hai.


Aksar ye ghatana ghat jati hai, Wah wah! aksar ye ghatna ghat jati hai. Musibat koso door hoti hai, BC.. GAAND Pahle Phat jati hai


Mere sapne me aai ek sundar Pari WAH WAH Mere sapne me aai ek sundar pari Aur boli Question No. 1 is compulsory


Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga, Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa, Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me ! Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DunGa


Tadapti mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana hai Tadapti mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana hai, Girlfriend ghar pe akeli hai par Hume Dukan jana hai


Mere pyar ko bewfai ka inam de gayi Mere dilko yado ka paigam de gayi Maine kaha mere dilme dard he To idiot jate-jate “JHANDU BAM”de gayi


Kisi ka Hath Tham k chorna Nhi, Vada Kisi se Kr K Todna Nhi, Koi Agar Tod De Dil Apka To Bina Hath Pair Tode Chhodna Nai.


Dekho firse barsat aa gayi, Tnhayi me waqt bitane ki bat a gayi Hm to yuhi nihar rhe the barish k pani ko, Mendak ko dekha to apki yad a gyi.


Agar manzil ko pana hai yeh hausla sath rakh na Agar pyar ko pana he toh aetbaar saath rkhna Agar hamesha muskurana he to DAANT saaf rakhna


Arz kiya hai Vo kahati hai apne bhaiyon se…mere aashiq ko yun na peeto… zara gaur farmaiye, Vo kahati hai apne bhaiyon se…mere aashiq ko yun na peeto… bada ziddi hai ye kameena…pahale kutton ki tarah ghaseeton!!


Rok do mere zanaze ko mujh me jaan aa rahi hai… aage se thoda right lelo..Ciggarete ki dukan aa rahi hai.


Dusre ki amaanat ko dhekh kar hairan mat ho, Khuda tumhe bhi dega pareshan mat ho


Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar To Aaj Ke Lunch Ka Bill Tu Bhar


Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai, Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai, Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur, Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.