Facebook Status in English

People will notice the change in your attitude towards them, but won’t notice their behavior that made you change.


It’s funny how a person can break your heart, and you can still love them with all the little pieces.


It’s hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember.


I don’t need to be perfect, I’m unique.


I’m different and unique, I swear you could hardly find a match with me, wanna try?


Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.


It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.


Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.


I love to walk in the fog because nobody knows I’m smoking.


Sometimes you don’t realize how much you care for someone until they stop caring for you.


A smart person will give you smart answers, but a wise person will ask you smart questions.


I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.


If you notice I’m not talking, it doesn’t mean I’m ignoring you, it just means I don’t want to impose on you.


Shame On U Girls.. The weather is getting HAWTTER Than You.


HEY! Who knocked the damn halo off my head? How am I supposed to be good without my fuckin halo?!


demands that bacon be served at her funeral when she dies.


I think that bacon can solve the world peace problem. Because bacon just makes everything better.


Thank God that pets can’t talk or else we would all be in some deep crap.


I don’t insult people, I describe them! and I always do it with pride.


HOLD ON! We need alcohol to talk about this!


The last moment in a day spent with real friends is enough to make the day great.