Facebook Status in English

I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.


Every relationship is temporary u never know when u will die or someone leaves u without a reason.


No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.


Hello friend, my attraction to you is more than the force of gravity.


The last moment in a day spent with real friends is enough to make the day great.


I can’t promise you of being a good leader if you walk behind me, neither will I be a good follower if you walk in front of, walk beside me and let’s be good friends.


It is only a true friend who can see your first tears, catch the second and stop the third from dropping.


It’s only a true friend who will know everything about you and still love you.


Someday short people are gonna unite and take over the world.


I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.


if your dog barks nd ememies laugh take it serious.


I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.


I think it’s cool to be smart, and I think it’s sexy to be smart.