“It’s not a beard, I’ve trained to sit very still. “
“When a bearded man is around I can’t keep Calm.”
“The beard signifies the courageous. The beard distinguishes
the grown men. The earnest. The active. The vigorous.”
“Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic.You don’t mind going through a little brush to get there.” –Minnie Pearl
“Beard making ugly men handsome since the beginning of time.”
I don’t work out much But my beard lifts skirts.
Kissing a man without a beard is like drinking champagne without bubbles.
Beards make Guy Hotter.
A full beard looks cool.
Love ur beard. It will love u back.
If u don’t like my beard…..then leave me baby.
Beard under construction.
Be Beard…Be Loved…
I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man.
Be bearded, be real mens and f*ck haters hard