Beard Status in English

What are you so defensive? I’m not saying your clean shaven face makes.. you less of a man. You just look like less of a man.

Our character tells the world you are a real man. Your beard is mostly the exclamation point.

With great Beard comes great responsibility.

The beard isn’t novel, it’s natural. But your continued efforts to maintain.. a boyish look by shaving your face, is truly a peculiar habit.

You call it facial hair, I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.

A man who can grow a beard is the kind of man you want to with because a man who has patience to grow a beard has the patience to deal with your shit.

It’s not a beard, I’ve trained to sit very still.

The beard signifies the courageous. The beard distinguishes

When a bearded man is around I can’t keep Calm.

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic.You don’t mind going through a little brush to get there. Minnie Pearl

Time is measured in days, weeks and beards.

the grown men. The earnest. The active. The vigorous.

I don’t work out much But my beard lifts skirts.

Beard making ugly men handsome since the beginning of time.

Beards make Guy Hotter.

Kissing a man without a beard is like drinking champagne without bubbles.

A full beard looks cool.

If u don’t like my beard then leave me baby.

Love ur beard. It will love u back.

Be Beard…Be Loved.

Beard under construction.

Be bearded, be real mens and f*ck haters hard.

I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man.