Beard Status in English

What are you so defensive? I’m not saying your clean shaven face makes.. you less of a man. You just look like less of a man.


Our character tells the world you are a real man. Your beard is mostly the exclamation point.


With great Beard comes great responsibility.


The beard isn’t novel, it’s natural. But your continued efforts to maintain.. a boyish look by shaving your face, is truly a peculiar habit.


You call it facial hair, I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.


A man who can grow a beard is the kind of man you want to with because a man who has patience to grow a beard has the patience to deal with your shit.


It’s not a beard, I’ve trained to sit very still.


The beard signifies the courageous. The beard distinguishes


When a bearded man is around I can’t keep Calm.


Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic.You don’t mind going through a little brush to get there. Minnie Pearl


Time is measured in days, weeks and beards.


the grown men. The earnest. The active. The vigorous.


I don’t work out much But my beard lifts skirts.


Beard making ugly men handsome since the beginning of time.


Beards make Guy Hotter.


Kissing a man without a beard is like drinking champagne without bubbles.


A full beard looks cool.


If u don’t like my beard then leave me baby.


Love ur beard. It will love u back.


Be Beard…Be Loved.


Beard under construction.


Be bearded, be real mens and f*ck haters hard.


I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man.