Beard Status in English

Beardsome.


Sum Guy’s wear a suit to look important, I grew a beard.


Pitty the BEARDLESS.


The beard signifies the courageous. The beard distinguishes… the grown men. The earnest. The active. The vigorous.


Beard madness.


Any man can start a beard… A true man never finishes one.


Hey there! I am using Beard.


A man without beard is like lion without mane.


I beleive in beards


He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither.


Beard sign of hotness.


It’s not a beard, I’ve trained to sit very still.


To be happy is to have a beard.


When a bearded man is around I can’t keep Calm.


I’m Sorry; I can’t hear you over my awesome beard.


Some fathers teach their sons to shave.. others teach them to be men.


The beard tells the world that you spend more time.. in Morning Prayer than morning primping.


Beard making ugly men handsome since the beginning of time.