He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither.
To be happy is to have a beard.
It’s not a beard, I’ve trained to sit very still.
I’m Sorry; I can’t hear you over my awesome beard.
Some fathers teach their sons to shave.. others teach them to be men.
When a bearded man is around I can’t keep Calm.
Beard making ugly men handsome since the beginning of time.
The beard tells the world that you spend more time.. in Morning Prayer than morning primping.
Our character tells the world you are a real man. Your beard is mostly the exclamation point.
What are you so defensive? I’m not saying your clean shaven face makes.. you less of a man. You just look like less of a man.
The beard isn’t novel, it’s natural. But your continued efforts to maintain.. a boyish look by shaving your face, is truly a peculiar habit.
A man who can grow a beard is the kind of man you want to with because a man who has patience to grow a beard has the patience to deal with your shit.
“With great Beard comes great responsibility!”
You call it facial hair, I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.
Time is measured in days, weeks and beards..