April Fool’s Day Quotes, Status, Saying, Text

On April Fools Day, my natural distrust of others will be ratcheted up a level to borderline psychosis.

“Ahhh! Did anyone else get the email about them canceling school next week?”

i am fool i am fool i am fool i am fool i am fool OK OK COOL I AGREE U R FOOL Control urself April fool wishes

You could just change your birthday to april first, watch everyone write happy birthday on your wall, and at the end of the day make your status.

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. ~Mark Twain

The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.

The first of April, some do say Is set apart for All Fool’s Day; But why the people call it so Nor I, nor they themselves, do know, But on this day are people sent On purpose for pure merriment.

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

Every fool finds a greater one to admire them. Happy April Fool Day!!

I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April Fool’s Day.

i am fool i am fool i am fool i am fool i am fool OK OK COOL I AGREE you are FOOL Control Yourself April fool wishes

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.

“OMG. I can’t believe I’m getting my own reality show.”

If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glass.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Happy April Fools Day 😉

You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge……..

Cheese is Cheese, Butter is butter, If you forget me, I will throw you in G U T T E R!

I’m fool, I’m fool I’m fool OK OK COOL I AGREE YOUR FOOL now please control yourself…

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

You think I am a fool, but you are a greater fool than I am.

I’m cool but your fool

Fool a wonderful friend like you on April Fool Day? NEVER! Press F13 on your keyboard if your agree with me my friend 🙂

Let’s see how smart your read this line, loof m’I

Fact 1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue.Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.

Just close your eyes and think of yourself for 10 seconds.Open your eyes. Now you will realize that you have wasted 10 seconds thinking of a fool.