Amazing Funny Quotes

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school. -Peter De Vries

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can’t be learned at school.

“Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they’re gone.”

Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’

“A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.”

“Men socialize by insulting one another, but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting one another… But they don’t really mean it, either.”

School is the advertising agency which makes you believe that you need the society as it is. -Ivan Illich

“Don’t argue! You cannot win. You cannot beat a woman in a argument. It’s impossible. You will not win. Cause, men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense.”

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.”

Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. It’s like feeding a dog on his own tail. It won’t fatten the dog. -Mark Twain

In recalling their school years, students mostly remember their teachers, and not the courses they took.

Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much..But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!

A girl may not help you to get lot of marks but Marks help you to get lot of girls, so Love your studies not girls.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

“Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.”

Lovely days in my life, Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my life: only exam days.

You might not make heaven if you cover your script during an exam.. Sharing is caring!

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.”

Examinations – the only way to know something at least for a few days.

Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.